Global Naval Strike Force

THE OFFICIAL VOICE OF THE GLOBAL NAVAL STRIKE FORCE

SLIM JIM

From the GNSF News Desk on this day, April 14 2009

The Hunt for the Drug Lord

As we made our way out of the thick jungle, we ran into a huge Columbian military patrol. After explaining to the commander who I was, he asked if I would like to travel with them to report on the capture of the infamous drug lord Ruiz Rodriguez.

Well, it took about a second to decide, and so we will head out in safety with the Columbian military, and report on this big even. With any luck, my next news flash will be of the drug lord Ruiz Rodriguez being taken into custody by Columbian forces, and brought back to answer for his crimes.

This is Slim Jim reporting from Cartel land in Columbia.

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